Too Human Consumes Everything Around

I recently started Too Human, and by recently I mean right after skate 2 on the 28th of February. So far I've put over 70+ hours into the game; call me addicted, I know. I've spent most of my time reaching God Status, which is level 50, but I've spent about 10 or so hours looking for Elite armor drops. I've only had one armor drop, but over 10 Epic drops. It might be a long time before I finish this game.

One of the toughest things to achieve in any poker game is usually a Royal Flush. Well, I've decided that it's my destiny to get that Royal Flush in the XBLA game Texas Hold'em. It's the only hand that I need to finish the "Get one of every hand type..." achievement in the game. Then all I have to do is finish the Single Player Tournaments.


I've been leaving my game run over night with a Mad Catz Street Fighter IV Fightpad Turbo Controller, and so far it's ran for 35 hours and still no luck. I looked at my friends leaderboard and it looks like it will take anywhere from 9,000 hands to 16,000 hands. I currently sit at just over 6,000 hands played.

Just the other day I had the chance to play some 50 Cent: BotS. I know what you're thinking "Apple, I didn't know you were Gangsta." Well, I'm here to put the rumors to rest, I'm the hardest gang-banging, bank robbin', mo'fo, lollipop lickin', gun-shootin', bullet-to-the-head, gangsta you will ever meet. Oh, and just to let you know, 50 Cent ain't all that. The mo'fo dies in less than nine bullet shots on Hard difficulty.

If you're looking for street cred', playing 50 Cent: BotS probably isn't the way to go. If you're however looking for a mix between Army of Two and The Club, then 50 Cent: BotS is probably your game.


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