He whispered in my ear, "It's over."

It's over, it's over, it's over... it's finally over. The once tremendously fun, fast action, technologically advanced game known as Too Human; which turned into a glitchy, never-ending, POS, game that lacks any behind the game programming ability... is finally over. The nightmare has vanished and I am free to not play this game anymore.

I've put over 95 hours into a game which made me replay a 2 hour level because it failed to load enemies in one part; and failed to drop Epic armor at least once every 1/5000 drops. It's aiming and lock system is one of the worst I've seen, and I don't even want to try to describe it. I wish I hadn't played this game over 50 hours, so I could at least remember how awesome it was; but all that runs through my head is all it's faults and where it failed to deliver as a good cooperative game.

Don't even get me started on how I had to mount well close to 100 trolls for a "Mount 50 Trolls" achievement; and how awesomely-failuristic the Tokens were. Yes, checkpoints that screw you out of achievements if you use them. Excuse me, why are tokens implemented as checkpoints if they're not meant to be used?

I would avoid this game if you're looking for a completion, unless you have patience. I'm not talking about time-related patience either; I'm talking about doing the requirements for an achievement, getting screwed out of the achievement, and then having to go back again just to do the exact same thing you just did, but hope the game doesn't glitch this time, type of patience.

Well, I have my 1000 and I suffered enough, but not without help from Omega Deez who pretty much led me the entire way; but in the end I was the one who gave him the Elite armor; so it was an even trade. =p (not at all, actually) Thanks Omega!


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